Doing Things the Wrong Way
A Soldier in WWII has fought on the front lines for 3 months, and finally receives a week of R&R. He boards a train in England that is completely packed. He walks the full length of the train trying to find a seat, and finally comes up to an expensively dressed English woman, who has a small dog sitting in the seat next to her. He asks the woman..."Pardon me madam, but may I sit in this seat?". The woman replies..."You Americans are so arrogant; cant you see that my dog is sitting in this seat!!!"
The Soldier continues walking the full length of the train, and finds that there are no other seats available. he approaches the Woman again and says..."Pardon me madam, but may I please sit in this seat?". The woman replies..."You Americans are not only arrogant, but evidently hard headed also. I have told you that my dog is sitting in this seat". The Soldier reaches down, picks up the dog and flings it out the window of the train, then he sits down in the seat. The English Lady is absolutely livid screaming that someone must defend her honor.An English Gentleman speaks up saying..."You Americans have a penchant for doing things the wrong way...you eat with the wrong hand...you drive on the wrong side of the lane.... and you throw the wrong bitch out the window".
submitted by: George