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                   Guessing a Woman's Age

A woman has a face lift, and on the way back to her first day of work, after recuperating; She stops at a gas station. She asks the clerk.."How old do you think I am". The clerk squints his eyes and studies her closely and replies..."32-33 years old"? The woman replies..."I am 47 years old". The clerk tells her, that is unbelievable.

She leaves, and decides to stop at a McDonalds restaurant. There she asks a teen, behind the counter..."How old do you think I am". The teen squints his eyes and studies her closely and replies..."33-34 years old"?  The woman replies..."I am 47 years old". The teen tells her, that she doesn't look any where near that old. 

As the woman enters the elevator at the building she works at, she notices that the only two people on the elevator, herself and a man. She asks the man... "How old do you think I am". The man replies that he can tell the age of any woman, by holding her breast in his hand. The Woman thinks to herself,...Its just the two of us on the elevator, and then tells the man to go for it. He slips his hand into her blouse, looks her in the eye and says..."You are 47 years old". The woman replies..."that is absolutely unbelievable. Are you some kind of Physic"?

The man replies..."No, ...I was in line behind you at McDonalds.

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