Jokes from Nashville About.com
Rednecks and Yankees
Two Rednecks are on a plane trip, one sitting by the window and the other in the middle seat. A Yankee comes onto the plane and sits in the isle seat beside them. He kicks off his shoes and proceeds to settle in for the flight.
One Redneck looks at the other in disgust and states " I think I'm gonna need a beer", the Yankee says, that he would be happy to go get it for him. As he goes for the beer, one Redneck picks up the Yankees shoe and spits in it. The Yankee returns with the beer and the other Redneck says that he gonna need a beer too. The Yankee proceeds after the 2nd beer, and while he is away, the other Redneck spits in the other shoe.
The Yankee returns with the other beer and they enjoy the rest of the flight. As the plane starts the descent for landing, the Yankee slips his feet into his shoes, and knows immediately what has happened.
He looks at the two Rednecks in disgust, and asks them how long,
must this hatred between our class of people go on; the mindless prejudice; the
petty bickering; the spitting in shoes; the pissing in beers?
