Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Guess What I Saw
A Little boy comes home from school, and tells his mother, "guess what I saw today". The mother asks him "what did you see"? The little boy says " I saw daddies car pull up in the alley across from school, during recess today, and he had our neighbor Miss Jones in the car with him" . The mother asks; "what were they doing"? The little boy says; "they were kissing, and then they started putting their hands on each other, and then they started taking off, all their clothes, and then..." The mother says "STOP RIGHT THERE" as she holds her hand up, "this is a story, that you need to tell at the dinner table tonight."
The father arrives home, and they all settle down for dinner. The mother asks "Son; what did you see today"? The little boy says " I saw daddies car pull up in the alley across from school, during recess today", and he had our neighbor Miss Jones in the car with him. The mother asks; "what were they doing?" the little boy says; "they were kissing, and then they started putting their hands on each other, and then they started taking off, all their clothes". The mother asks "AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED". The father sits in complete horror, with eyes the size of dinner plates, as the little boy responds to his mother's question...."They started doing, what You and uncle Bill used to do, when daddy was in the army"
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