Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Johnny's Fire truck
A man noticed in the distance that little Johnny was coming up the side walk. He was dressed in a little fireman's outfit, and he was ridding in a little red wagon, which was pulled by a large Labrador retriever, and they were creeping up the sidewalk.
As little Johnny got closer, the man could see that little Johnny had a small rope tied around the dogs testicles. The man told little Johnny...."That's a nice fire truck you've got there Johnny". Little Johnny replied..."Thanks"
the man replied..."I believe that dog might pull you a little faster, if you tied the rope around his neck". Johnny replied..."Yeah; but then I wouldn't have a siren".
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