Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Hypothetically and Realistically
A young boy asks his father..."Dad; what is the difference between hypothetically and realistically"? The father tells him..." Son; I don't really now how to tell you but I can set you up an example". The Father says..."go ask your mother, if she would sleep with another man for one million dollars". The boy says..."I can't ask her a question like that". The father says... "sure you can, just tell her I said it was ok for you to ask". The boy comes back and tells his father that she said, she would sleep with another man for one million dollars.
The father tells him to go ask his sister if she would sleep with a man for one million dollars. the boy goes to ask, and returns saying that she would also.
The father says..."back to the point of the question, son;....Hypothetically, we are sitting on two million dollars...realistically, we are living with a couple of whores".
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