Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Folding Bottle
A guy walks into the patent office and states that he needs to get a patent.
The clerk leads him into an office and they both sit down.
The clerk asks him what he has invented?
The guy pulls a crumpled lump of plastic from a brown paper bag. With the flick of his wrist, it pops into a perfectly shaped bottle.
The clerk tells him that his invention is truly amazing, and asks him what he calls it?
The guy says that it is a "Fottle......folding and bottle equals Fottle.....Get it?"
The clerk asks if he has invented any other products?
The guy says yeah, " I have a folding carton that I call a "farton".
The clerk says that "Farton" is a completely unacceptable name for a product and he could not possibly issue a patent for an item with such a name.
The guy says........"I guess you don't want to hear about
my folding bucket"
submitted by: bert
