Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Use of The Family Car
A preachers son gets his Drivers permit and tell his
father..."Dad I'd like to talk with you concerning use of the family
car".
His Father says..."Son; you need to work on improving your school grades,
you need to help out a little more around the house, you need to study your
bible a little more, and you need to get a hair cut"
A month later the son tells his father agian..."Dad I'd
like to talk with you concerning use of the family car".
His Father says..."Son; you have improved your school grades, you have
helped out a little more around the house, you have studied your bible a little
more, but you still have not gotten a hair cut"
The Son says..."Dad; I've been thinking; Sampson had long
hair, Moses had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair"
The Father replied..."Your right Son, and...... they walked everywhere they
went"
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