Jokes from Nashville About.com
Dinner with the Parents
A teenager walks into a drug store and tells the Pharmacist that he needs to buy some condoms. The Pharmacist asks him, what quantity, because they come in 3packs, 6 packs and 12 packs. The boy tells him, that he has really impressed his new girlfriend, and that he has been invited over to have dinner, and meet her parents. He says I'm sure that I will absolutely dazzle her parents, and that he had better sell him the 12 pack, because Tonight is going to be the Night.
The boy shows up for dinner, and they all sit down at the table.
They ask the teenager to say the blessing. The boy starts to pray, after
five minutes he is still steadily praying, ten minutes go by and he is still
praying. After fifteen minutes, the boy finally says Amen. The Girl looks at the
Boy and says "gee-wiz, you never told me that you were that
religious". The boy replies "you never told me that your father was a
Pharmacist"
submitted by: Bonehead
