Little Johnny and the Acid
Little Johnny is sitting on the curb and he has a small bottle of acid, which he is pouring on ants as they walk along the pavement.With each drop, the ants are transformed into a little poof of smoke.
A Preacher walks by and notices what is going on, and asks Johnny what he is doing.
Johnny :..."I've got me some magic water and I'm pouring it on these ants."
Preacher :..."Johnny, I've got magic water at the church".
Johnny :..."Can it turn ants into water?"
Preacher :..."No, but once I rubbed some on a woman's belly, and 9 months later she passed a baby."
Johnny :..."That's nothing Preacher, I rubbed some of this on my cats butt and he passed a motorcycle."
submitted by: Fred