Jokes from Nashville About.com 
The Hunting Trip
A man decides to go Elk hunting, as he nears the end of a 8 hour hike with his guide, they set up camp. as they get ready to retire around the campfire, the man tells his guide...."you know, it dawned on me today during the hike, that I am a man who weighs nearly 400lbs and to look at you, you don't look like you would weigh 100lbs soak and wet. What would have happened if I had experienced a heart attach? How would you have ever gotten me off of this mountain"?
The Guide replies... "You don't need to worry about such things. I once shot a 600lb Grizzly on this mountain, and I got him down to the valley"!
The Hunter says..."That is absolutely unbelievable, a man of your size, being able to transport that much weight"
The Guide replies..."Yeah; it only took me three trips"
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