Jokes from Nashville About.com 
Redneck Handyman
A redneck decides that he has the perfect plan to get rich.
He's going to drive up to the rich side of town, and become a handyman. He hops into his truck and drives over to the affluent section of town, finds an expensive looking house and knocks on the door.
An old man answers the door, and asks " Can I help you?"
Redneck says: I'm a handyman, do you have anything that needs fixing?
Old man replies; The porch could use some paint, how much would you charge me to paint it? Redneck thinks for a minute and says: $50.00. is the least that I could do it for. Old man says, that's a fair price, the paint is in the garage. When you finish, come around to the back of the house and get your money. My wife and I will be sitting by the pool.
The redneck shows up about 30 minutes later, stating that he has finished painting.
The old man says; that was a quick job. Redneck says; I had some paint left over and decided to give it two coats. The old man reaches into his wallet and gives the redneck $50.00. As the redneck takes the money, he tells the old man " Just so you will know..." That's not a porch!."
The old man looks at him kind of funny, and the redneck says; I looked at it real close
"Its a Ferrari"
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