The funniest song never heard on Nashville Star:
(written and provided by David Kendall)
A Tale of Nashville Star
(Sing to the theme of Gilligan's Island)
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of the Nashville Star
How 20 people set out to win
The title of Nashville Star
The Judges listened to the songs they sang
The contestants did their best
But in the end 5 contestants stayed
And 5 others were sent away
Then the judges called 5 more names
And all them were safe
But American had a choice to make
As the Curtin opened on the show
Nancy O'Dell held the name
Of America's choice for Nashville Star
It was Brad Cotters Name
The show went on and the Contestants Sang
As the judges they tried to impress
But as we know another name was
Was on the judge's list.
As they all stood on the stage that night
Awaiting the judges call
They all held hands and prayed real hard
That their name would not be called
They prayed their name would not be called
Nancy O'Dell once again
Held that name in her hand
She opened up the card and read
The Name of Gregory Delang
America once again was asked
To vote for their favorite star
When the final results were in
Stacy Michelle was gone
Stacy Michelle was gone.
Now they were down to nine my friends
And singing more cover songs
After all had the performed their songs that night
The judges cut one more
The gang had to say goodbye
To the bloke from Ireland
But Mal Rogers said he would be back again
And no one would stop him
No one would stop him.
Now we are down to eight my friends
And the voting it got ruff
But a mistake was made on air that night
And the voting it got stuffed
So the only fair thing to be done
Was to have all eight sing their songs
Then America would have their say
And send two more contestants home
And send two more contestants home
Now we wait for Saturday
To see who does goes home
And who remains upon the stage
To compete for that Nashville Star
To compete for that Nashville Star
Congratulations to all who have participated and supported this year's competition, each and every one of you have made this an exceptional season for all of the viewers.
Till Next Year,
Jan Duke
*A special thanks goes to David Kendall and DJ Devin for permission to publish their material, and also for endless hours of laughter and insight they have given.

