Nashville Star 2 -The Grand Finale

The funniest fictitious story ever told about Nashville Star:
(written and provided by David Kendall)

NEWS FLASH-Nashville, Tennessee

Once again Evil Trolls and Clones have Invaded the Nashville Star House

Matt Lindahl discovered all of his washboards had been smashed to pieces. Matt also reported that his case of wood glue had vanished. Matt said it would take him at least two weeks to get a new shipment of washboards. However the design crew of Extreme Make Over, The Home Version, has stepped in with a grant from the Home Depot and Matt should have a new set of washboards before Saturday nights show.

Matt was not the only one hit, Jennifer Hicks had her pink guitar painted black and she found all of her pink outfits had been thrown into a tub full of bleach. Now she has only white outfits. However the owners of a small boutique called "Everything Pink" has offered to replace her destroyed wardrobe.

Lance Miller's new cowboy hat was found shredded, but Matt Lindahl was quick to offered Lance one of his baseball caps (but not the red one). Lance was going to accept the generous offer until a representative of Hat Are Us called. The representative said Lance could have his choice of any hat they had in stock.

Brad was not left out of the fun as he found the Life and Times of Hugh Heffner had replaced his bible and Playmates of the Year Flash cards had replaced his scripture flash cards. Not to worry, a local church has issued him a new bible and QVC has sent him a new set of scripture flash cards.

George thought that his horse, Horse, had been taken but it turned out that Tracy Gershon had taken Horse out for a ride. Dudley, I mean George, did discover that Horse's apples had been replaced by road apples. A local grocery store soon remedied that problem.

Oh life as a Nashville Star. Nashville police say that it looks like the work of Pal-Kada and APB's have been put out on Guitar G-Man and his evil drunken sidekick, Pop-A-Top.

More news as it becomes available.